Popular Pithy Sayings

Breakfast Ball

Not Yours!

Talk BIRDIE to me

Try not to SUCK!

Be the Ball!

EAT SLEEP GOLF

Who's your Daddy?

Who's your Caddy?

Grip it & Rip it!

Danger Low Flying Object

NOONAN

Kiss Me I'm Irish!

SPANK ME!

FLOG

Go Low!

Bogeys Suck!

Mr. Mulligan

Your ball is 20yds back

If found - Hit better than the last guy

Keep Calm & Make the putt

KICK ME!

Shankapotamus!

No Fear!

Target-Target-Target

MULLIGAN

No Gimmes!

Not Your Ball

It doesn't get any better

Nice Shot. You're still away.

Chicks Dig The Long Ball 

Lordy Lordy (name) is 40!!

You DRIVE Me wild!

Foot Wedge

If you found this you suck too

Just tap it in...

READ IT - ROLL IT - HOLE IT

Let the big dog eat!

If found, return to (name )

Get in the hole!

Don't Touch My Ball!

En Fuego

Show me the money

Boom-Shackalacka

I belong in the fairway

You Dah MAN!

I'm LOST

THE DUDE ABIDES

Never Doubt Me